Post by jackie aaron starr on May 17, 2010 22:35:37 GMT -5
I think this is long overdue.
I am an asshole. I’ve been an asshole to everyone, and the majority of you don’t deserve it. Not how I say majority.
So, I think, after being attacked on here so many times and being apologized to once by an unknown mysterious benefactor.. it’s my turn.
Peyton: I seriously love you, man. You’re one of the greatest guys I’ve met, and I’m sorry for all the shit I’ve put you through recently. I’m sorry I stole your man, and called your girlfriend a whore. repetitively. honest to god, I don’t know where I’d be without you.
Vi: You are one of the greatest human beings to ever walk this planet. The fact that you have been through so much shit in your life and have still come through to be a strong, powerful, beautiful, compassionate, caring woman boggles my mind. you have done more for me in the past few months than anyone in my entire life. I’m so sorry for everything I’ve done to you. I’m sorry I knocked you up, I’m sorry I relapsed and attacked you, I’m not sorry I assaulted your dad on numerous occasions, and I’m sorry I ruined what was one of the best things that ever happened to me on a stupid feeling. I hope and pray that what you have withCory Connor is what you’ve been looking for your whole life, and I’m sorry I couldn’t be the knight in shining armor you deserve.
Chase: you're an arrogant, cocky, condescending, little bastard puke. the few short months I had to live with you were some of the most miserable, emotional days of my life, but I always wanted a little brother. Thank you for keeping me grounded. Sorry I knocked up your sister and married your cousin.
Hailey: You're not a slut.
Ko: I'm still not sure what exactly I did to you to start this pathetic feud, but somehow it started. Under Canadian law, we're brothers now, so I'm going to make an effort to at least tolerate you. I'm happy to be part of the Starr clan.
Jersey: I'm sorry you have to mother that guy's kid.
And finally, most importantly..
Dallas Starr. I love you more than life itself. I wish to God our roles were reversed, because that stupid theory says only the good die young and I know I'm going to lose you and live in misery for the next thirty years or so--out of everything bad I've done in my life, you are the greatest. I regret nothing, and I still stand by my belief that nothing made me happier than standing in that shitty little chapel in Windsor. You continue to make me happy every single time you kiss me, every time I fall asleep next to you, every time I wake up to see that little dalball lying next to me, and everytime I feel your warm skin against mine. I don't know what I'd do without you now that I know what it's like to be in love with you.
To everyone I've forgotten, I'm sure I've done something douchey to you. Take a moment to think about it.
Got it?
I genuinely apologize for whatever that was.
Sincerely, Jackass Starr.
I am an asshole. I’ve been an asshole to everyone, and the majority of you don’t deserve it. Not how I say majority.
So, I think, after being attacked on here so many times and being apologized to once by an unknown mysterious benefactor.. it’s my turn.
Peyton: I seriously love you, man. You’re one of the greatest guys I’ve met, and I’m sorry for all the shit I’ve put you through recently. I’m sorry I stole your man, and called your girlfriend a whore. repetitively. honest to god, I don’t know where I’d be without you.
Vi: You are one of the greatest human beings to ever walk this planet. The fact that you have been through so much shit in your life and have still come through to be a strong, powerful, beautiful, compassionate, caring woman boggles my mind. you have done more for me in the past few months than anyone in my entire life. I’m so sorry for everything I’ve done to you. I’m sorry I knocked you up, I’m sorry I relapsed and attacked you, I’m not sorry I assaulted your dad on numerous occasions, and I’m sorry I ruined what was one of the best things that ever happened to me on a stupid feeling. I hope and pray that what you have with
Chase: you're an arrogant, cocky, condescending, little bastard puke. the few short months I had to live with you were some of the most miserable, emotional days of my life, but I always wanted a little brother. Thank you for keeping me grounded. Sorry I knocked up your sister and married your cousin.
Hailey: You're not a slut.
Ko: I'm still not sure what exactly I did to you to start this pathetic feud, but somehow it started. Under Canadian law, we're brothers now, so I'm going to make an effort to at least tolerate you. I'm happy to be part of the Starr clan.
And finally, most importantly..
Dallas Starr. I love you more than life itself. I wish to God our roles were reversed, because that stupid theory says only the good die young and I know I'm going to lose you and live in misery for the next thirty years or so--out of everything bad I've done in my life, you are the greatest. I regret nothing, and I still stand by my belief that nothing made me happier than standing in that shitty little chapel in Windsor. You continue to make me happy every single time you kiss me, every time I fall asleep next to you, every time I wake up to see that little dalball lying next to me, and everytime I feel your warm skin against mine. I don't know what I'd do without you now that I know what it's like to be in love with you.
To everyone I've forgotten, I'm sure I've done something douchey to you. Take a moment to think about it.
Got it?
I genuinely apologize for whatever that was.
Sincerely, Jackass Starr.
