Post by dallas indigo starr on May 1, 2010 8:00:01 GMT -5
once upon a time there was a sad and lonely sea bass called travis. he didn't have any friends because he stank like sea weeds. he strutted his stuff around the sea and all the other fishes laughed at him because he didn't realize how much he stank especially jackie the fish because he smelt nice and had pretty gills and liked to laugh at the ginger fuck.
then one day something shit ass caRAZY happened. since the sea bass was significantly dumber than all the other fishes, he didn't know to swim away when the (particularly badass) dallas came a fishin' the salty seas. while all the other fishes scattered, the stanky sea bass floated in place staring at his fugly reflection in a bubble. suddenly, the bubble popped! the stanky sea bass looked around but since he's a moderately retarded sea bass, he ignored it. above the water, the dallas was loading up another one of his awesome needles to shoot down into the water. he aimed carefully and counted to three. the needle pierced that water and stuck the sea bass in the blink of an eye! before the sea bass knew it, he was being netted and brought above the surface.
once the sea bass was above water, everybody on the boat, donnie and ko and koa and chicago and izzyisaac and avery and digby and peyton, made horrific faces at the disturbingly foul and rancid smell that suddenly swept over the boat faster than supertickles the super smart and perfect duck hero. within 5 minutes tops, everybody on the boat keeled over and died from the horrific smell of the sea bass. except the dallas. he was determined not to let this stanky little sea bass get the best of him and he was determined to give him as a gift to his beloved wrestler boyfrand called violet.
so, the hunter covered his mouth and nose and dug into his pocket for his awesome, terrific, amazing, fabulous, much better than the sea bass best friend's top of the line advanced air taser violet. thinking fast, the dallas tased the sea bass and zapped the stank temporarily right out of him! once he got home, the stank returned and all of the dallas' things came to life because they needed to run from the smell. everything ran out the door except a jackolantern called patrick that the dallas had because he loved halloween so much. the jackolantern fell in love with the sea bass even though he stank then dallas went back for the pretty jackie fish because he wanted to. THE END.
then one day something shit ass caRAZY happened. since the sea bass was significantly dumber than all the other fishes, he didn't know to swim away when the (particularly badass) dallas came a fishin' the salty seas. while all the other fishes scattered, the stanky sea bass floated in place staring at his fugly reflection in a bubble. suddenly, the bubble popped! the stanky sea bass looked around but since he's a moderately retarded sea bass, he ignored it. above the water, the dallas was loading up another one of his awesome needles to shoot down into the water. he aimed carefully and counted to three. the needle pierced that water and stuck the sea bass in the blink of an eye! before the sea bass knew it, he was being netted and brought above the surface.
once the sea bass was above water, everybody on the boat, donnie and ko and koa and chicago and izzyisaac and avery and digby and peyton, made horrific faces at the disturbingly foul and rancid smell that suddenly swept over the boat faster than supertickles the super smart and perfect duck hero. within 5 minutes tops, everybody on the boat keeled over and died from the horrific smell of the sea bass. except the dallas. he was determined not to let this stanky little sea bass get the best of him and he was determined to give him as a gift to his beloved wrestler boyfrand called violet.
so, the hunter covered his mouth and nose and dug into his pocket for his awesome, terrific, amazing, fabulous, much better than the sea bass best friend's top of the line advanced air taser violet. thinking fast, the dallas tased the sea bass and zapped the stank temporarily right out of him! once he got home, the stank returned and all of the dallas' things came to life because they needed to run from the smell. everything ran out the door except a jackolantern called patrick that the dallas had because he loved halloween so much. the jackolantern fell in love with the sea bass even though he stank then dallas went back for the pretty jackie fish because he wanted to. THE END.
nice to know i'm in there, even though you killed me 
